Poems, photos, rants and raves that are all inevitably me in one form or another.
One night Patrick and I were hanging out at a show. Out of curiosity about his
oft-discussed abilities as a lady-killer, I asked him what his best pickup line was.
“I usually just go up to a girl and ask, ‘Beatles or Stones?’
‘But what’s the right answer? What do you want her to say?’
“If she says Beatles, then she’s probably a nice girl and has good taste in music,” he paused to smirk at me, “and if she says Stones, you know you can take her home and fuck her.”
Courtney Smith, Record Collecting for Girls